Newspapers / The Lash (Moravian Falls, … / Sept. 1, 1911, edition 1 / Page 1
Part of The Lash (Moravian Falls, N.C.) / About this page
This page has errors
The date, title, or page description is wrong
This page has harmful content
This page contains sensitive or offensive material
r vol. ii. MORAVIAN FALLS, N. C, SEPTEMBER, 1911. NO b. SQUEAL, SQUAT, ANlTSQUIRM. monster raises his snout and squeals at our scalping axe. . One fellow will say it . is Socialistic, and some one else, says it's atheistic, while the fact isK it's Lawsistic, rsJ&tb&: knows exactly what noise annoys their weary souls and take, the big noise v-j easy,; for 'I'm going to give 'em Hannah .'and .rub it in. I'm, going to leave hair the base. 5 JNOW it you eyer noticed the, fellow who ilV takes cholera morbus every time some- -"'. sthinsf begins to. smell bid in his party 1- V, .... , and wants to hang Vithout trial the one wiiu tuiuweu'. il: uu. ia uauaur. n cuduci riveted Nickel-plated combination of gall, , gab and -gas, wha is -too' prejudiced to ipad rtf-flhriat'a ftrnfeifiTioTf unless it an- , V t " " -7 -- - -c v . - pfcared in a' subsidized newspaper. v arai;ner .De.a.uuie crpss-eyea nigger poodle does and chase jpipeTTom cats' than ' ( 'to' Jbe a preiudice:swivelled,' stinking V" ? hypocrite trying o lander the motive of i,tlx decent , people , who try." to' shun' the cor- ,vl ridden saddle-sors 'of a hell-bent gang of v ' 1 partisan plugs, a am not such a stupen- 'lldous ass as to cTaitothat 'anVrpartyln it, not got good men in it, tBut l msist on . ; conscientious men helpmg , to na the .of- - v v ', rjckpockets ' : and gamblers, A ' thieves, ' r ' fe-eonvieta and sluflrsrards' bar-tenders f 4 ine ciatto oiine uasn.is w eiiuer riu and cleanse it of its, corruption, or else get in the life-boat and let the old craft go over the rapids. V -1 , It is the duty of every' honest man to help fire the rascals out of his party and if he helps to conceal official crimes he 's little better, than .criminali himself. and three times as nasty; also democrats wno wm ouwie me aevu, ana wno wouia steal the slack out of a clothes-line, but the parties are not composed of such men entirely. ' I am out to harpoon rascality without compromise or respect, and when a limping lobster begins to squirm I know I've hit his sore place hard. I have no roped-in.- arena and political pirates are at a premium, v ' IS , HE V70RTII ISEINllINa? v r"fiivV Another pestiferous, pinch-brained puke who ; hails from ;k the , sang-digger ,s slums oi the unsettled gorges , of North Carolina ,has, reqenjtly had a . series of acute, abdominal pains, and eased himself oy xrymgxo convince , me people oi.uiua homa that he is a specimen , of God's odd lings.that gvow and mature from natural causes liere in the, Tar IJeel Stated , I have lost the fellow 's'name,, but Hejused to en among the. skunks and screech-owls back in some of our .big mountains. . Anywai, he gets a crowd of Oklahoma ople to gether and proves to.tliem. that he has heyer associated "with anybody except the rent-o; iribes v pf . pjuggertowh-' 'tHe - tfps the, top notch when it.Wmes to lyinin, solid chunks about us. 5Hd toUl tales that wouia maKe an juaian squaw mue ner uvmmr aI1'. fins- in chatna 7? vt !- i Now, young Oklahoma gobbler, North Carolina will likeljrthe South-East -corner of Paradise, wfecr fatty bread. and spicewood tea will reign supreme.. You call Our State a bunch of mountains with a few heathens in hiding. "We have mouitr tarns, 'tis true, in fact our.-stateis wnn-, stretched out' like a' sheet it would reach ' from Maine to Oregon; and; probably from the West Indies to the North Pole. ; And our hardy old 'citizen can grow brains to sell to ".such, hoodlums as you. Of course we can't help you nosing around with the sable-skinned colts of Pluto, as birds of like feather flock to-' gether. Skunks never seek the aroma of v roses, or buzzards perch above an ice cream table. Now the, flaunt of this Oklahoma ban danner calls, for my resentment as a Tar Heel, and ; I-don't mean to fluke lSke - a coward. I love thevOld North State de- . votedly. Here in childhood I learned the language of her murmuring streams. I have often ascended some mountain top, viewed the wide spread fields and distant hills, and then looked up to , the soft, blue skies, feeling that it spanned ' every spot precious to my memory,' and if I should , sit silent and let this vulture spew upon Our, fair state without protesting, I d hang 'my head in shame ; and steal' far away, among strangers, to some distant . land. , v . w.v , ; M .vU ce?tiyt peeped into her,; nest end saw one. or tnose porcelain nesi egs, end "exclaimed: , 'By gosh,. 111 b&.
The Lash (Moravian Falls, N.C.)
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
Sept. 1, 1911, edition 1
1
Click "Submit" to request a review of this page. NCDHC staff will check .
0 / 75